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Dancing at a party
All the guys are like:
All the girls are like:
And then there’s me:
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When you’re almost done doing dishes and someone comes and puts their plate in the sink.
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cartoonromancer asked: HI NOAH!!!!!! Saw his picture. Adorablest little baby X3
Lol Thank you :D
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Girl fights at my school are ratchet
that girl that likes to start shit be like
then the other girl be like
then the girl is like
then they’re like
then everybody be like:
“BEAT THAT BITCH UP SHAQUASIA!”
then the girl gets knocked out like
then security comes in 20 minutes later like
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